Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Skateboarding Owl!
Tony Hawk better keep his wheels moving, because this owl coming after his ass! Alby the Owl has become somewhat of a local celebrity in Folkstone, Kent because his crazy owner claims he loves nothing more than to feel the wind under his wings as he skateboards around town.
Alby’s owner Brian Maxted, who also runs an owl sanctuary in town, says the Tony Hawk of owls discovered his skateboarding talent at a shopping center one day. Brian regularly takes Alby and some of the other owls out to drum up donations for his sanctuary. One day, Alby was chilling out when a boy with a skateboard came by to say hi. Crazy ass Brian claims Alby perked up and jumped on the boy’s skateboard.
The story at The Telegraph says that Alby’s skateboarding skills have gotten so advanced that he swoops onto the board using the momentum from his flight to push him along. Shit sounds impressive, right? Well, look at this hilarious video below of Alby’s skills.
So “swooping on the board” = “standing on a skateboard that’s being pulled by a ratty string.” Brian needs to stop freebasing bird seed and Alby needs to practice more! Hoo hoo’s crazy? YOU ARE, BRIAN!
But seriously, I’m still impressed with Alby’s skills, because I don’t think I could do that. After about ten seconds, I’d get bored and jump off to go eat a string cheese or something.
And I still think Alby needs to star in a remake of Gleaming the Cube.