“Oh, How I Wish This Straw Was A Penis”
March 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Yesterday must have been both “Take Your Robo-Beard to a Basketball Game Day” and “Hug A Lady Beater Day,” because Tommy Cooze did both of those things in Los Angeles last night. Yes, Tommy and Stepford Katie had themselves a contractually obligated date night at the Lakers game! Sweeter than a pineapple’s load, right?
Stepford Katie kept blabbing in Tommy’s precious ear about how magical Suri is (BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!), but he wasn’t really hearing it since he was more interested in staring at all the balls on the court. Tommy loves balls.
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