How Can Ke¢ha Hate On This Delicate Flower?

March 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Here we have Brit Brit spears visiting one of the old haunts she used to frequent during her Pink Wig Days while looking Monster Truck Rally fresh. Brit Brit just popped on in to say “Hi ya’ll” to her old friends and pick up her daily dose of Vitamin C. Yes, Fanta counts as Vitamin C. Check the food chart of any Burger King or Walmart.

In other Cheetos news, that Ke$ha creature is trying to suck the bubbles out of Brit Brit’s Fanta in one of her new songs. Below is Ke$ha’s song “Styrofoam” where spits in Brit Brit’s sea weave by saying that Our Lady of Cheetos won’t be relevant in 10 years. If you care to listen, skip to the 2:12 mark. Spare your ears the agony and don’t listen to the whole thing.

If Ke$ha’s lucky, in ten years time she’ll be performing/judging/working at a hot dog eating contest in the parking lot of a Wienerschnitzel in Branson, MO. Although, it’s highly likely that Brit Brit will be the headliner of that event. And it’s even more likely that I’ll be sitting on a Hoveround in the audience while wearing a three sizes too small “Hit Me Baby One More Time” t-shirt that barely covers my fupa. But until then, Ke$ha needs to stick a Cisco bottle in her yack trap and shut up.

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