Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Elza Soares, famous Samba singer and the unofficial Cougar Queen of Brazil!

You can put down the stake and take off that necklace made out of garlic cloves, because Elza’s beauty means you no harm. If it makes you feel better, you can hold your favorite stuffed animal while staring at her.

Elza has had several Samba hits over in Brazil and she was married to one of the most famous Brazilian football players of all-time who went by the name Garrincha. He’s dead now. Apparently, nowadays Elza is now best known for striking ladylike poses (i.e. chichis poppin’, pussy rockin’) in whory Brazilian magazines. And at 72-years-old, Elza is getting ready to marry her 27-year-old hustler boyfriend. Yes, your abuelita still has the stuff (aka a fist full of money) that makes the young roosters scream, “Cock-a-doodle do me!

Here’s more beauty shots of Elza in action. If Chaka Khan was chilling out in a hot tub with a bunch of wild cats while Jocelyn Wildenstein injected her face with Lyn May’s saliva and an analog TV playing an Irma Serrano movie accidentally fell in the water electrocuting them all……..the aftermath would look just like Elza Soares. Beauty times a million.

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