OctoCrazy Could Be Homeless Soon
A Super 8 motel room somewhere might soon be filled mountains of baby diarrhea and used black market collagen syringes, because OctoMom is in danger of being kicked out of her La Habra, CA home. Amer Haddadin, the man who owns the house, claims that OctoMom’s family is behind on the payments and owes him nearly $450,000.
Amer tells KABC-TV that when OctoCrazy cried about needing a home for her 10 million hongray children, he stepped up and offered to sell them his home. Amer agreed to carry the $450,000 loan for one full year or until OctoCrazy’s family could come up with enough money for the down payment. Octo also agreed to pay Amer $4,139 a month for the first year. Amer says she has been late on her payments several times.
Amer has started foreclosure proceedings and says he has no choice but to kick Octo out on her fat lips. Amer added, “I was the kids’ savior. What they are doing is not right, and I am going to take them to court. They are not cooperating with me.”
Not only is this bad news for Octo’s child army, but it’s also bad news for all of us. Octo refuses to get a full-time job, so expect her to pose naked in a spread for Stretch Mark Fetish Magazine and star in a Vh1 reality show called Uterus of Love.
P.S. – As far as I know there’s no such thing as Stretch Mark Fetish Magazine. But if it exists, please don’t tell me the truth. Not today.