Katherine Hagel is more annoying than a mosquito buzzing in your ear while you’re trying to sleep (speaking from experience), so it’s no surprise that her dress tried to leave her ass at ShoWest in Las Vegas yesterday.
Hagel went onstage to accept the award for Most Ungrateful Ho In Hollywood when her dress strap snapped and her chichi almost came piling out. Billy Bush, who presented Hagel with the award, had to hold her dress strap up so that she could give her acceptance speech without flashing a nip at the audience.
That dress must have been a terrible person in a past life to deserve this.
Actually, now that I look at the picture above I think the dress was left destroyed after it took a peek at the “I Dream of Jeannie” beauty behind Hagel. Me too, Dress. Me too.