JLo Is Going Overboard In More Ways Than One
March 19, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
JLo’s career has pretty much fallen overboard, and now she’s taking a gem from the 80s with it! The Hollywood Reporter (via Coming Soon) is saying that JLo will star in a remake of the 1987 Goldie Hawn/Kurt Russell movie Overboard.
JLo will play the role of a stuck-up, “short fat slut” socialite who falls off her yacht, gets a case of amnesia and is taken in by a hillbilly carpenter with ulterior motives. JLo’s ass and ego will share the role of the yacht.
You know, I’d be okay with this if it was a reality show based on Overboard and we got to watch as someone pushed JLo off a boat. Like for real. But sadly, it isn’t so let’s all scream “NOOOOO!!” as we throw ourselves off the side.
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