It’s A Sad Day For Gold Diggers Everywhere

March 19, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The planet shifted off its axis again this afternoon, because Howard K. Stern, Dannilynn Hope, Cousin Shelly, Sugar Pie and Larry Birkhead all fell out of their chairs simultaneously after a court ruled that Anna Nicole Smith’s estate won’t get a penny from her late billionaire husband’s fortune.

At the time of her death, Anna Nicole was battling J. Howard Marshall’s family over the $300 million she claims he promised her before he passed. A lawyer for Anna’s estate said he will appeal this latest decision and take this mess back to the Supreme Court.

That means Anna Nicole licked on J. Howard Marshall’s curdled pepaw chowder and rubbed her bits on his moth balls for NOTHING! FOR NOTHING! Oh well. Dannilynn will still be fine. Bobby Trendy will take her under his sequined wing and teach her how to make a fortune super-gluing boas to pillows from the Z Gallerie outlet.

Tags: Anna Nicole Smith

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