The news about Anna Nicole Smith’s estate not getting one penny from J. Howard Marshall’s estate got me down, but this shit right here perked me back up like an afternoon prostate exam!
E! News is saying that Kelsey Grammer’s stunning trophy wife and Irritable Bowel Syndrome advocate Camille Grammer is one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Yes, I know you were hoping that the next Real Housewives shit show would take place in Appalachia, but this is still good news. Hug your bowels!
Camille has long been one of my gold digging idols, so I will be taking notes each week to learn how it’s really done. Unfortunately, it isn’t a one-angel show and Camille will have company. But don’t worry, they don’t even come close to dimming Camille’s shine. HAGS! The lot of them!
They are from left to right:
Kyle Richards – Kyle is Paris Hilton’s aunt and Kathy Hilton’s mother. She’s married with chirruns. Kyle is also Hedy to Demi Moore’s Allie. She is awful.
Kim Richards – Kim is Kyle and Kathy’s sister. She’s divorced with chirruns. She is awful.
Adrienne Maloof-Nassif – This plastic surgery wonder who looks like a constipated grasshopper is a member of the Maloof family who owns the Palms in Las Vegas. Adrienne is married to a plastic surgeon who appears on Dr. 90210 from time to time. She is awful.
Lisa Vanderpump-Todd – Lisa owns a few restaurants in L.A. with her husband. She has two kids. She is awful.
Seriously, Bravo did good by casting Camille, but where’s The Empress of Lucite or Angelyne?! You know, the real stars of L.A.!