People reports that Adam Dell, brother of Dell founder Michael Dell, is indeed the man who created the sperm fish that knocked up Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi. This rumor went around last January, but People has it on good authority that’s it true. And I don’t know if Padma’s baby is actually heir to the Dell fortune, but I like the way that sounds so I used it as a title.
A source tells people that Adam and Padma are trying to work out visitation rights with their one-month-old daughter Krishna. The source added that Adam wants more time with his daughter, “It’s all in negotiations. They are trying to work it out. They are trying to avoid anything messy.”
When People asked Padma to comment on this story, she screamed, “I have a newborn! I just want some peace and privacy.”
That’s a good one. I might use it. When the 500th telemarketer fucks with my life tonight by calling me, I’ll just yell at them, “I have a newborn! I just want some peace and privacy!”
And in more relevant and important news, what is going on behind Padma in that picture above? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!
Did David from Roseanne join a hipster cult devoted to the works of Grace Jones?
Where do I sign up?