Open Post: Hosted By TyTy’s Runway Of Death

March 18, 2010 / Posted by:

When the hell did the producers of American Gladiators start working on America’s Next Top Model? Damn. During last night’s episode, the mighty foreheaded one forced the girls to walk down two flights of stairs and then dodge giant pendulums on the runway. Alexandra not only fell down the stairs, but she was almost disemboweled by one of TyTy’s giant metal forehead covers.

What is TyTy going to make them do next? Pose with poisonous insects? Wait, she’s already done that. Maybe she’ll make them blackout while holding their breath during an underwater shoot? Wait, she’s done that too. I give up. Tyra is seriously the master of torture. This shit should be re-titled America’s Next Top Urgent Care Patient.

via The Life Files

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