Yesterday, there was a rumor going around that Brit Brit and her boyfriend Sam Merlotte Lite were no longer playing hide the skin Cheeto together. Well, here they looking happier than Jessica Simpson’s dentist while shopping for useless crap her kids are going to chew on in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Even though Princess Dollar Menu of McDonaldland is looking like Daddy Spears snuck a vegetable into her cheese grits, she is wearing a bra. So that’s a positive, right? And because she looks so fucking miserable holding that old man’s hand (I’m sure that’s what she calls him), I won’t even mention her 5-day-old “walk of shame” make-up.