Afternoon Crumbs
RIP: Fess Parker’s raccoon cap sprouted wings and carried him off to the great big frontier in the sky – E! Online
How to make a Jennifer Aniston movie look good: Keep her presence in the trailer to a minimum – Lainey Gossip
If only Ceiling Eyes could look down she’d see that her titties are choking – Hollywood Tuna
Shocking news of the day: Heidi Montag still has sweat glands (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Is it just me or does Bombshell McGee kind of look like Gretchen Rossi in the face? – Egotastic!
Snooki belongs on death row – The Superficial
That Lady GaGa is a litterbox full of laughs! Like she has a vag! – Towleroad
Vadge wraps her roidy tentacles around another young piece – Hollywood Rag
Dear Demi Moore, please take off those lucite heels at once. You are not the one. – Popsugar
Get contact high from these pictures of Kristen Stewart – Popoholic
A remake of Mr. & Mrs. Smith starring two wet tampons – Just Jared
Bring back the Falcone Twins! – Cityrag
Fishsticks Paltrow is charmed by the exotic, far-away food known as fried chicken – Celebitchy
The most exciting thing you’ll see all day: Amy Adams buying beef – ICYDK
Basically, what Mark Ballas is trying to say is that Kate Gosselin is a total snobby asshole – I’m Not Obsessed
Frankie Sandford from The Saturdays reveals her Care Bears obsession – Holy Moly!