The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 16th!

March 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Nobody said giving Kirstie Alley a colonic would be easy. – PantyChrist

Runners-up:

This is what is on Jessica Simpson’s teeth under a microscope. – heathie

The worst place in the world to lose a contact lens. – AXE

All the gerbils inside Tom Cruise’s ass, fight over the last kernal of corn in his shit. – AttentionWhore

(Thanks Amber)

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