Sandra Bullock has abruptly pulled out of tonight’s London premiere of The Blind Side. You know, sort of the same way Jesse James pulled out of that trick’s snatch and came all in her belly button. Okay, I need to stop. I’m jumping the gun. You know, sort of the same way that trick jumped on Jesse’s gun. Okay, I’m stopping! Here’s the statement Sandra released earlier today:
“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blindside has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”
The entire premiere has been canned since Sandra can’t make the trip to London.
Okay, just because Sandra doesn’t feel like showing her face right now doesn’t mean the rumors are true. Maybe she isn’t in the mood to pose on the red carpet while photographers yell shit at her like, “So did Vanilla Gorilla fuck that Bombshell chick, or what?” By the way, Vanilla Gorilla Fucks Bombshell sounds like a twisted Japanese porn version of King Kong.