Afternoon Crumbs

March 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Tina Fey in Esquire! No, she didn’t give birth to a rubber chicken for the shoot – Just Jared

Did Kate Winslet’s marriage end because Sam Mendes threw his hot dog down Rebecca’s Hallway? Sorry. – Lainey Gossip

Suddenly I Seymour of Stephanie’s nipple – Egotastic!

550lb Donna Simpson wants you to send her foooooood (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Grindr is the new public toilet – Towleroad

Bombshell? More like Bombsite – The Superficial

Methinks Kate Moss and that bunny did lines in the bathroom – Popsugar

Amber Rose is still the hardest work ho on the stroll – Hollywood Tuna

Heidi Klum bathed her titties in cream cheese for Allure – Holy Moly!

No Geldofs here – Cityrag

And on the next totally scripted episode of Tori & Dean – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp getting blown on a yacht (just pretend) – Hollywood Rag

MORE BABIES! BABIES! BAAAABIES!!! – I’m Not Obsessed

And even MORE BABIES! – ICYDK

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