Absolutely Stunning

March 17, 2010 / Posted by:

No, I’m not talking about her:

I’m not talking about him either:

I’m talking about THIS:

It’s as if Bonnie Parker robbed an eyebrow shaping salon instead of a bank! This beauty’s eyebrows look like two sticks of dynamite itching to be LIT! She still gives me fire without the flame, though. In a perfect world, Gerry and Jennifer would be taking pictures of her! Sigh. Life just doesn’t make sense sometimes.

Here’s Gerry and Jennifer (who is wearing some kind of Statue of Liberty gown made out of condom skins) at the NYC premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night.

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