Would You Hit It?

March 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Yes, Marky Mark dropped his six-pack and picked up a bag of beer instead for his new role as an Irish boxer in The Fighter. Marky must be serious about keeping his moobs lush and luscious, because he has employed a full-time Diddy-approved umbrella holder. Marky is not about to let a few drops of sweat shrink his current titty situation.

And yes, I’d still hit while screaming the lyrics to Good Vibrations (I’m sure he gets that a lot). Truthfully, I think I prefer Marky this way. Sometimes when you’re getting it on with a trick who has a body like a He-Man action figure, it makes you want put down the éclair you’re holding (yes, I always eat éclairs during fucky times) and pick up a Wii Fit Controller.

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