Afternoon Crumbs

March 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Bulgerace dressed like the bell boy/dildo polisher/pillow fluffer at Tokio Hotel – Just Jared

Paquita La Del Barrio needs a chankla to the mouth – Towleroad

This is the second time this year I’ve seen Posh in flats! Shall we pour one out for stilettos? – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Winslet is on a boat……without Leonardo DiCaprioThe Superficial

Jerry Hall’s precious date is giving me fever (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Sam Worthington’s in Details magazine looking like if Pacey from Dawson’s Creek hit puberty – Lainey Gossip

Hopefully, Heidi Montag melts into a puddle of silicone from the bright lights and sun exposure – Egotastic!

Jennifer Aniston’s got that fresh “just rolled around in bed with my pillow boyfriend” hair – Popsugar

Gis Bundchen’s nipples 15 ways – Cityrag

St. Angie is still dressed like a floppy penis with fat foreskin – I’m Not Obsessed

Why is Eugene Levy’s son asking for Ceiling Eyes’ autograph? – Hollywood Rag

From the brain of Katie Price: edible lipstick for the prostitot in your life – Holy Moly!

Summit obviously got into Kristen Stewart’s stash and smoked the wrong shit – ICYDK

Because Elin’sAh Iz Sorree” diamond ring isn’t going to pay for itself, Tiger Woods has announced his return to golf – Celebitchy

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