Bulgerace dressed like the bell boy/dildo polisher/pillow fluffer at Tokio Hotel – Just Jared
Kate Winslet is on a boat……without Leonardo DiCaprio – The Superficial
Jerry Hall’s precious date is giving me fever (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Sam Worthington’s in Details magazine looking like if Pacey from Dawson’s Creek hit puberty – Lainey Gossip
Hopefully, Heidi Montag melts into a puddle of silicone from the bright lights and sun exposure – Egotastic!
Jennifer Aniston’s got that fresh “just rolled around in bed with my pillow boyfriend” hair – Popsugar
Gis Bundchen’s nipples 15 ways – Cityrag
St. Angie is still dressed like a floppy penis with fat foreskin – I’m Not Obsessed
Why is Eugene Levy’s son asking for Ceiling Eyes’ autograph? – Hollywood Rag
From the brain of Katie Price: edible lipstick for the prostitot in your life – Holy Moly!
Summit obviously got into Kristen Stewart’s stash and smoked the wrong shit – ICYDK
Because Elin’s “Ah Iz Sorree” diamond ring isn’t going to pay for itself, Tiger Woods has announced his return to golf – Celebitchy