Ever since the new season of American Idol started, it just hasn’t been the same for me without the incoherent ramblings from the heavily medicated Vicodin angel known as Paula Abdul. Well, there’s a good chance that Paula Abdul will be slobbering all over a stage soon!
Michael Ausiello at EW is saying that Paula is in talks with ABC to host and possibly judge a new reboot of Star Search. This is fitting since Paula Abdul spends most of her days trying to catch the imaginary stars that appear around her after she’s had a couple of “sweet teas.”
Last summer, ABC tried to lure Paula by leaving a trail of ludes from her house to the Dancing with the Stars studio, but she didn’t fall for it then. ABC is hoping that the Star Search job is good enough to get Paula to their corner. The new Star Search is supposed to premiere this Summer
and it will probably die a fast death a week later.
Paula Abdul’s craziness aside, I know the reboot of Star Search sounds like the second coming of the Hindenburg, but I just have one word for you: SPOKESMODELS! That shit was like a Livelinks commercial, a Barbizon fashion show, a G-rated Playboy video and a Glamour Shots photo shoot rolled into one! We need more of this in our lives: