Marion Cotillard Gets A Prick To The Titty

March 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Just like all of us, Marion Cotillard woke up this morning and immediately prayed to the exquisite lucite heel in her shrine to please bring her tete a hard, warm prick. The gods answered her prayer, but not in the way she had hoped. While being awarded the Order Of Arts And Letters in Paris today, the French Minister pricked Marion in the chichi and pretty much made her nipple bawl blood tears. This is why you can’t use slang when praying to the gods.

Here’s more of Marion and her tortured titty along with Tim Burton, who was also honored, and Helena Bonham Carter.

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