Jude Law Is A Devoted Father

March 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Jude Law and his latest baby mama Samantha Burke have come to an agreement regarding child support and the visitation schedule for their five-month old daughter Sophia. The News of the World (via Metro) claims that Jude’s signature will hitch a ride on a $5,000 check and visit baby Sophia once a month. Jude himself will shake baby Sophia’s hand in person just twice a year. So Jude is basically making like his hairline and disappearing.

One of Samantha’s friends added, “Jude will visit his daughter at least twice a year, once around Christmas.”

Five thousand dollars is not a lot of money to a wallet fucker. Jude Law could’ve shook out his checking account a little more and added a zero to that amount. I mean, it’s not like he’s spending any money on haircare products or condoms. Now thanks to him being a cheap ass, Samantha Burke will have no choice but to shine up Sophia and kick her ass out on the ho stroll to collect more coins.

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