Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 15, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

FAT BALLS!

Because we’re all 6-year-olds pretending to be mature grown-ups, Asda supermarket is considering changing the name of their FAT BALLS bird food after employees have seen several shoppers laughing at it in the aisles. The balls of fat and seed sell for £1.38, and a spokeswhore for Asda tells The Sun that instead of changing the name completely they might just put it on a higher shelf. The spokeswhore added, “Colleagues have seen many shoppers emerging from the pet aisle with a smile on their face. Adults as well as kids have been caught sharing a giggle as well so we are considering covering the packaging on shelf or even giving the product a new name.”

It’s just FAT BALLS! Damn. What is this world coming to, because we know it’s not cumming to FAT BALLS anymore. It’s truly a sad day when laughing at FAT BALLS is frowned upon. This might be discrimination, because I doubt there would be a problem if it’s name was SKINNY BALLS. Anyways, the hos at Asda need to suck on a pair of FAT BALLS, because it’s not that serious. SAVE FAT BALLS!

But if Asda insists, they can always change the name to Lardy Testicles, or Greasy Sacks, or even Cisco Adlers. I’m sure nobody would laugh at that.

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