David Beckham’s World Cup dreams might not come true this year thanks to an injury he suffered during a match yesterday between AC Milan and Chievo Verona. Becks tore his Achilles tendon and scratched up his Easy Breezy Beautiful Face. Do you think Becks will believe me if I tell him that spreading my no-no-sporin on his cut will kill any possible infection?
Becks’ rep says that he’s flying to Finland to see a specialist and he’s hoping he’ll be fully recovered by World Cup. Posh is meeting Becks in Finland, because bitch is not going to let a torn Achilles tendon fuck with her money!
Shortly after the game ended, Becks issued a statement to his fans. Normally, I would tell you to read it in a Minnie Mouse voice. But since he’s injured, read it in a “Chipette on helium while squeezing her ass cheeks” voice: “I am upset but want to thank everyone for their messages of support.”
By the way, it is not okay for you to take advantage of Becks by Photoshopping yourself hitting him from the back in the picture above. It’s not okay, which is exactly why you should do it anyway.