Mah Boo butches it up on the cover of something called Outside Magazine. No, it’s not a magazine devoted to gay outdoor sex. I checked. – Just Jared
The Department of Public Health needs to declare Adrianne Curry’s bare ass a D-! – Egotastic!
Boy George isn’t going to chain George Michael to a radiator anytime soon. That sucks. – Towleroad
Doug the burrito heir confirms that Paris Hilton has stinky tits – The Superficial
Benjamin Brady’s butt crack makes its debut in Vogue – Popsugar
Jessica Simpson’s reality show is coming up short, just like her legs in that dress – Lainey Gossip
CHERYL BURKE is destroying me slowly – Hollywood Tuna
Nicolette Sheridan’s nipple is shy today (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Fail Mondays – Cityrag
Vadge does not want her baby hanging around with that milkaholic Lindsay – Celebitchy
Why did I suddenly get the hideous image in my head of Trish Cyrus accidentally dropping her towel in front of Miley’s boyfriend? – ICYDK
Ever wondered what the inside of Tommy Girl’s stomach looks like? – SOW
Drew Barrymore will not be getting a Christmas card from Nicole Kidman this year – I’m Not Obsessed
I see Brit Brit is styling her own mother now – Hollywood Rag
And later on in the day, Mischa Barton smoked her headband – Holy Moly!