During the final number of her show in Auckland, New Zealand last night, Lady Caca looked like she was ready to free her tuck, slip her dreamin’ wig on and go to bed! Lady Caca either:
a) Got weak because her tuck was too tight and it was cutting off the blood supply to the rest of her body.
b) She’s really the Alabama Leprechaun and decided to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day early by sniffing the wrong stuff again.
c) She just finished watching the Telephone video.
d) She was tired and had to go poo.
e) She was doing an impersonation of your drunk ass sitting at the club while trying not to pass out by dancing with only your upper body. That’s what we call the “It’s Time To Go The Fuck Home” jig.
I’m going to go with e. Obviously.