Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 14, 2010 / Posted by:

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Donna Simpson, the 602lb mother from New Jersey whose goal in life is to weigh 1,000lbs! Actually, maybe that chair she’s sitting on should be Hot Slut since it’s going through some serious SERIOUS shit. Deep breaths, chair….deep breaths.

You won’t ever find 42-year-old Donna trying to drop the fat on The Biggest Loser or whining about it on Oprah (all eyes on Kirstie Alley), because she embraces her chunk and is even trying to summon more rolls to her dough yard by devouring up to 12,000 calories a day!!! Yes, 12,000 calories. Even Aretha Franklin put down her fifth serving of pancake pie after reading that.

Donna wheezed to the Daily Mail that she’s trying to gain 400lbs in the next two years, so she can officially become the fattest woman on the planet. Donna says, “I’d love to be 1,000lb. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down. I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.

Donna, who wears a size XXXXXXXL (aka Size: Fifty Million Poshes), keeps every aisle in the grocery store on the table by eating fast food for men on a website. It’s like if Kirstie Alley’s Twitter came with 3D moving pictures!

As for Donna’s health, she claims she’s in perfect condition despite the fact that she has to travel around on a mobile scooter, because her knees are too busy weeping for their future to hold her up.

Over at the Daily Mail, there’s more pictures of Donna with her daughter and boyfriend who loves nothing more than to motorboat her fupa. Speaking of fupas, Donna should win the Guinness World Record for having the fupa of all fupas. Actually, there might be several fupas there. It’s like Fupatown – Population: FUPAS! FUPAS! FUPAS! FUPAS! If you need a fupa, you know where to go!

And now you can excuse yourself to go and call 911, because I’m pretty sure your arteries clogged themselves while you were reading this.

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