George Clooney Cannot Stop Staring At Goats

March 14, 2010 / Posted by:

You would think that George Clooney got goat staring out of his system since he starred in a whole damn movie about it! But obviously George Clooney still develops a staring problem whenever there’s a goat around, because here he is harassing Brad Pitt’s beauty icon in Hawaii yesterday.

I mean, the goat is just trying to live its life, and George Clooney is not letting it because he keeps groping it with his eyes. Can’t it just sit on a lawn chair next to its house without some rude perv disrespecting its privacy? George, take a picture for your locker and move on! The goat knows it’s hot, but it’s not in the mood.

Here’s more pictures of George trying to pick up a goat yesterday. I also threw in a close-up of his feets for all you foot fetish freaks out there who get the leaks whenever you walk by the corn remover section at Duane-Reade.

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