Scary, Stop!

March 13, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Why is Scary Spice still trying to make this shaved side head thing happen? Instead of doing the reasonable thing by gluing a merkin to the side of her head, she shaved it down even more!

Scary looks like she was having one of those days where she was just over everything, so she put on Pat Benatar’s “Invincible“ and channeled Billie Jean by taking a pair of clippers to her head. But then the CD skipped, which kind of killed the mood, so Scary put down the clippers and went to stick another hot needle in her Eddie Murphy voodoo doll instead.

All is not lost, though. Scary could make this work if she just glued a long, puffy scar to her shaved side and told people it’s her way of paying tribute to the great Dr. Kimberly Shaw of Melrose Place. When all else fails, ask yourself what would Aaron Spelling do?

Here’s Mel B and her post-lice head along with Leona Lewis, Matt Goss, Natasha Bedingfield and some deformed shemalien from Planet Heidi Montag at an event at Cesar’s Palace in Las Vegas last night.

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