At Least They Can Share Skinny Jeans

When the love between a couple you don’t care about dies, the love between another couple you don’t care about blooms! 17-year-old Demi Lovato, which is also the name of an item you can order off of Starbucks’ secret menu, confessed to Billy Bush that she’s dating fellow Disney whore Joe Jonas. This proves that Mickey Mouse’s pimp game is alive and well. It’s not hard out there for some pimps, apparently.

On his radio show on Friday, Billy Bush asked Demi if she has ever dated one of the Jonas Brothers, and she said some shit like, “Umm, maybe.” After a few seconds of the worst game of back and forth ever, Billy finally asked Demi if she’s polishing Joe’s purity ring. Demi said, “Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible.”

INCREDIBLY FIIIIEEEERCE is what she really meant. Demi must be one confident girl if she’s able to handle the mayhem Joe creates when he hits the streets. When Joe starts strutting, Miss Jay SITS DOWN! We all know that when Joe cocks a hip, the prostate of every man in a 2-mile vicinity explodes. And when Joe bats his purdy eyes, women tear off their own lashes with their bare hands because they know they can never compete with him so they shouldn’t try anymore.

Although, this is Demi’s last boyfriend:

So it seems Demi can handle absolutely anything. Or she’s got all the best dealers in L.A. on speed dial.