Open Post: Hosted By Lorenzo Lamas’ Indifferent Torso

March 12, 2010 / Posted by:

Here we have the exiled Emperor of Lucite Lorenzo Lamas at Kat Von D’s tattoo salon with his newborn baby fiancee Shawna “Not Shauna” Craig. Of course, they got matching tattoos after Shawna gave Kat Von D a signed permission slip from her parents. Basically, I feel the same way Lorenzo’s torso feels about this entire situation. I’m just meh-ing all over. And no, I’m not meh-ing because I ate a 5-day-old burrito for lunch. Okay, maybe.

Who does Lorenzo’s torso remind me of? The beady eyes, the trout grimace, the Tang-ey skin….. It’s Lindsay Lohan! QUICK! Tell somebody to produce a Lorenzo Lamas biopic right away, so Lindsay can play his middle-aged torso!

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >