If you’ve been looking for clothes that already come complete with cigarette burns, scab sauce, whiskey stains and a built-in compartment to hide your stash from nosy club bouncers, you’re going to have to wait until Pete Doherty comes out with his own collection. Because unfortunately, Amy Wino’s clothing line for Fred Perry has none of those things! You think you know a trick, right?
WWD posted a few sketches from Wino’s upcoming line and it’s all pretty basic. The 17-piece collection includes pencil skirts, capri pants and bowling dresses. Every item has just enough stretch in it for your to move comfortably while whoopin’ a pap or chasing Blaaaaake down the alley ways of Camden.
Wino’s rags will be out in Fred Perry stores this October.
The truth is, this collection feels incomplete without one vital item: BALLET SLIPPERS! How can Wino put out a line of crackwear for the modern crackhead without including blood-stained, dirt-ridden zombie slippers?! Give the public what they really want: Slippers that bring out their inner crackie.