Why Bother Watching The New Eclipse Trailer?

March 11, 2010 / Posted by:

When you can let the most devoted Twihard in the mental ward watch it for you! Nutty Madam is back again to give you her thoughts on the new full-length trailer for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

Don’t let her “demon devouring your soul” roar scare you off. Just calmly put your throat back in your neck, talk your ears off the ledge and continue watching. Actually, don’t talk your ears off the ledge until you finish watching this, because Nutty Madam’s high-pitched screeches can wake Marlee Matlin up from her afternoon nap.

Also, don’t let your mind wander to the gallery featuring images of what’s going on with Nutty Madam’s down low area while she watches this trailer. If you go to that place, the doors will lock behind you, and you won’t be able to get back. Just don’t buy a ticket for that exhibit and you’ll be fine. I think.

(Thanks John)

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