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March 11, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’ve got about 65-hours to kill and have already done way more important things like (don’t click on that) playing your goat bagpipes, then hit play above to watch the long ass video for “Telephone” starring The Tuck Master (aka Lady GaGa) and The Wig Whisperer (aka Beyonce). Brace yourself, because Beyonce’s acting will melt the glue in your weave.

Better yet, skip the video and just put a half tab of acid under your tongue and watch a marathon of Freeway, Thelma & Louise, Kill Bill and Changed Heat while eating a Miracle Whip sandwich.

via Just Jared

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