Someone just won’t let Gordon Boyd be great! After reporting serious news in Knoxville, TN, Gordon threw a Kanye-produced hissy fit over some kind of technical glitch. You can almost see the words “I Quit This Bitch” torpedoing off of his eyelashes heading straight for the ho who fucked with him. The news anchor can see it too, and homeboy is scared. I think he might have pee-peed in his panties a little bit.
You know that as soon the red light on the camera went dark, that news anchor jumped in his Chrysler and headed straight for the border. Hell, everyone in the studio did, because they weren’t going to be around when Gordon the Terrible stomped on through.