At tonight’s London premiere of The Bounty Hunter, Gerard Butler held onto Jennifer Aniston as though she was a vagina wrapped in bacon. And Jennifer Aniston held onto Gerard Butler as though he was….well…as though he was a living, breathing man with a semi-working peen (that’s up for negotiations).
This is Gerry’s usual thing, though. At The Ugly Truth premiere last year, Gerry posed so close to Katherine Heigl that it looked like they were playing pass the golf ball with their crotches. Gerry isn’t at home on the red carpet unless he’s dry sexing a piece. And hopefully, Jennifer knew this was coming and wore a body condom underneath her dress. If she didn’t, there’s a good chance she caught the herp without the fun. Sigh. Story of her life.