Conan O’Brien announced on his Twitter this morning that he’s throwing Masturbating Bear and Andy Richter in the trunk of his Taurus and hitting the road this April. Conan, Andy and the old Tonight Show band will play 30-cities across the US and Canada. Conan promises that the show will feature, “a night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence.” Conan also added that it will be completely half-assed.
Now if Conan wants make his show FULL-ASSED (times a thousand), he needs to get the real CoCo to open his show. Just give her a bathroom counter and she can do this for 60-minutes.
That is worth the price of a million tickets. The truth: That is it.