Afternoon Crumbs

March 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Johnny Weir finally gets some tingles….from a foot massager – Towleroad

Don’t jump all at once, but Whitney Port is in a bikini – Egotastic!

Sienna Miller holds her head down in shame because she knows she’s making all the sluts of the world sad by continuing to go around with Jude LawLainey Gossip

Kellan Lutz is a walking Tom of Finland drawing – Popsugar

Amber Rose wearing a Barbie car windshield as sunglasses (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake flirting with a trick who is sexy from the back and not-so-sexy from the front – The Superficial

An ASkars smile can stir a thousand vaginas – Just Jared

Michelle Branch still exists on Earth! – Hollywood Tuna

Oh, Jessica Biel is just trying out a new look called “The Lindsay” – Hollywood Rag

Diddy is the Robin Hood of douchebags – Holy Moly!

Brit Brit’s new Maserati will soon smell like old milk, sausage cheese balls and Prep H – Cityrag

Somewhere in the world, a drag king named Billie Gayheart Dane is filing a copyright infringement lawsuit – I’m Not Obsessed

Kristen Stewart did not wear skinny jeans and a sourface to Leno. It’s a trap! – Popoholic

Call girls rejoice! The recession is over for you! – Celebitchy

Maybe Heidi Montag’s new psychic manager call tell her that her future in music is about as empty as her head – ICYDK

Jason Castro’s album cover is just…um…oh…er…..I need another bong hit first – Popbytes

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