Johnny Weir finally gets some tingles….from a foot massager – Towleroad
Don’t jump all at once, but Whitney Port is in a bikini – Egotastic!
Sienna Miller holds her head down in shame because she knows she’s making all the sluts of the world sad by continuing to go around with Jude Law – Lainey Gossip
Kellan Lutz is a walking Tom of Finland drawing – Popsugar
Amber Rose wearing a Barbie car windshield as sunglasses (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake flirting with a trick who is sexy from the back and not-so-sexy from the front – The Superficial
An ASkars smile can stir a thousand vaginas – Just Jared
Michelle Branch still exists on Earth! – Hollywood Tuna
Oh, Jessica Biel is just trying out a new look called “The Lindsay” – Hollywood Rag
Diddy is the Robin Hood of douchebags – Holy Moly!
Brit Brit’s new Maserati will soon smell like old milk, sausage cheese balls and Prep H – Cityrag
Somewhere in the world, a drag king named Billie Gayheart Dane is filing a copyright infringement lawsuit – I’m Not Obsessed
Kristen Stewart did not wear skinny jeans and a sourface to Leno. It’s a trap! – Popoholic
Call girls rejoice! The recession is over for you! – Celebitchy
Maybe Heidi Montag’s new psychic manager call tell her that her future in music is about as empty as her head – ICYDK
Jason Castro’s album cover is just…um…oh…er…..I need another bong hit first – Popbytes