Tiger Woods should watch himself, because here comes a hotter bitch who not only dresses better than him, but I’m sure Burrito has humped on more plastic toys too. And let’s not even talk about Tiger’s lipstick vs. Burrito’s lipstick. No, seriously, let’s not.
Best Week Ever put up this clip from 2008 of Burrito the Golfing Chihuahua showing off his skills on the Today Show. Burrito’s owner says he does absolutely everything with her which includes kayaking (where’s the video of that?), shopping, horseback riding, stalking her ex-husband and crying into a pillow every night. Okay, I made those last two up.
Burrito pretty much sucks when it comes to playing golf, but I don’t think he’s trying to hit the ball. I think Burrito’s trying to raise the club high enough so he can hit his owner in the ankles.