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March 10, 2010 / Posted by:

A Wolverine Humping A Tree!

When I first read the headline “Wolverine making sweet, sweet love to a tree” over at Fark, I figured it was just going to be a story about Hugh Jackman riding a big piece of wood again. But when I clicked over to the SF Chronicle, there was a picture of an actual wolverine expressing his undying love to a tree. The story says that this is the first time in 90 years a wolverine has been caught on camera in California. And of course, he was caught doing the Barry White to a sessy tree trunk.

Wolverines are just like all of us. We’re all just going through life, humping trees and picking splinters out of our genitals before we go on to hump the next tree.

And a zoologist told me this is how Kate Gosselin does her hair every morning. Or should I say, this is how Kate Gosselin’s hair does itself every morning.

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