Afternoon Crumbs

March 10, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Marion Cotillard’s got titty on the brain – Lainey Gossip

Ken Paves most certainly did not seal this look with a glittery kiss – Hollywood Tuna

Mindy Lawton was ROBBED – The Superficial

Only two ballsacks have touched this ass! Megan Fox wants you to know this – Egotastic!

CoCo’s convincing audition for Avatar 2 (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

FYI: Ryan Gosling’s peen is still available – Just Jared

Mrs. Rojo Caliente fights back – Towleroad

Sarah Jessica Parker is looking hot (note: I really thought that was SJP) – Popsugar

How did this creature escape from Middle Earth?! – Holy Moly!

Tyne Daly looking like she just got back from tanning at Kenny Rogers Roasters – SOW

Mexican vocabulary of the day – WOW Report

You know Tater Head can spin the hell around that pole with her chin – I’m Not Obsessed

Static pussy – Cityrag

Andre the Giant had the same diet as us, sans the small horses – Hollywood Rag

Gerard Butler trimmed Jennifer Aniston’s bush – Celebitchy

Corey Feldman on Corey Haim’s death – ICYDK

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