Here we have Mah Boo Anderson Cooper throwing Jessica Simpson a “So you think your no-no makes dicks go boom?” look at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party on Sunday night.
Seriously, if John Mayer thinks Jessica has the stuff to cause crotch explosions, then he obviously doesn’t know about the Silver Fox’s powers. Don’t let Mah Boo’s size fool you. He might look like a baby Whippet next to Jessica’s bull dog body, but he just has to purse his mouth lips to make b-holes detonate.*
*I’m speaking from experience. It looks like Chernobyl down there.