Look at this special bitch. Sadie Winfrey was escorted to her motorcade in Los Angeles yesterday by her entourage including security, chauffeur, handler, stylist and gland pincher. The chick on the right is only responsible for catching Sadie’s caca nuggets with her gloved hand before they touch the sidewalk. Yes, even Sadie’s shit is too good to touch the ground.
And just so you know, everybody in this picture signed the No Phone Zone Pledge. Oprah would want you to know that (since she says it every damn second on her show). Well, everybody signed it except for Sadie. That bitch is too important that it’s impossible for her to not text while driving.
Here’s more of Queen Sadie ordering sluts around yesterday. I also threw in some pictures of Gayle King and Oprah meeting for a munch…I mean…for lunch.