Betty White Wins Again!

March 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Lorne Michaels recently said that he’s in talks with Betty White to appear on Saturday Night Live, but it hasn’t been confirmed CONFIRMED until now! At an Oscar party on Sunday, Betty White told People that she is doing SNL. Betty didn’t say if she going to be a part of the “Women of Comedy” with Tina Fey or if she’s going to handle that bitch by herself. Betty’s lips are sealed for now.

You now have a reason to take a piece of cheesecake, throw it in a blender, add a bottle of anything that’s 90 proof or more, pulse away until it’s the consistency of puppy barf and then chug away while humming the Golden Girls theme song. Actually, once you drink it, I think your bowels will hum the Golden Girls theme song for you.

And if you don’t have cheesecake, you can make this “refreshing” coffee cocktail courtesy of everyone’s favorite drunktard Sandra Lee! It’s basically Sanka, stale coffee beans, heavy cream and every kind of li-kooooor you’ve got in your cabinet. Gorgeous!

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