The Jennifer Aniston Perfume Contest WINNER!

March 8, 2010 / Posted by:

And here’s the winner from Friday’s contest! It was hard picking just one, so I let my boyfriend pillow do the choosing. That’s how Aniston would handle this. Congrats to TheGoldenBoyNC! You’ve got a gift waiting in your inbox.


Sourpuss” – With the energizing aroma of apple cider vinegar and supple hints of stagnant Snapple lemonade, one whiff of Sourpuss will have you pout and look generally pissed off at the world just like superstar Jennifer Aniston. Pairs perfectly with Ed Hardy cologne for the man in your life … but if you’re like Jennifer, you probably don’t have one. – TheGoldenBoyNC

Runners-up (prize: a cyber hug from me, no returns accepted):

Call Me
Shaped liked a phone. Smells like silence. – jazzfish_77

“Childless!” Smells like a clean house, kid-barfless clothes/hair, and FREEDOM – Green Tea Latte

Ocean Screamer, the scent that encapsulates the sandy beaches of Cabo, dried eggs and raw cookie dough. – beakers bitch

The Rules (posted on Friday):

We’re going to do shit a little differently today. The CAPTION THIS Contest will take the day off, so we can help Jennifer Aniston out! OK! Magazine is saying that Jennifer has been working on a branded perfume for around 20 months. Aniston’s rep confirmed the news to Wonderwall. There’s a little problem, though. Jen is having trouble coming up with a name. A source said that the names “Aniston” and “Echo” have already been turned down by ad executives.

So give Aniston a helping hand! The rules are simple: Come up with a name for her perfume and describe its scent.

The winner will get a bottle of Aniston’s lonely tears if it ever comes out. Or I can just send you a $25 iTunes gift card so you can download a bunch of weepy break-up songs.

The winner will be announced on Monday!

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