Lil’ Wayne was finally sentenced to a year at Rikers Island in New York today for getting caught with a loaded gun on his tour bus a couple of years ago. Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to the charge back in October, but his sentencing kept getting pushed back due to his nasty teeth situation. Wayne could be set free in 8 months if he plays nice and doesn’t get into any trouble.
When Wayne arrived to the court house this afternoon, he was greeted by a bunch of fans including this beautiful tattooed wonder who showed off a Lil’ Wayne tribute she got on her torso. It’s kind of fitting that her Lil’ Wayne tattoo is chilling out right next to her colony of stretch marks, seeing as though his bionic sperm is to blame for millions of bellies stretching out.
Since this trick has a pair of opulent hot pink Sharpie brows, I won’t throw her anymore shade. Although, I will say that the sight of that tattoo is giving me Gingivitis in the eyes.
And don’t be surprised if an inmate at Rikers named Bubba gives birth to a baby in 9-months. Don’t drop the soap near Lil’ Wayne or you may end up pregnant.