Charlize Theron is making all the worst dressed lists this morning and I’m not sure why. A few hating hos have called Charlize’s “Janet Jackson getting titty cupped” dress tasteless, tacky and trampy. Yeah exactly, point me to the problem, because most of us would nibble on Jon Gosselin’s crotch sprout to be called tasteless, tacky and trampy. That’s a life goal.
If I still haven’t convinced you, let me put it this way: The top of Charlize’s dress looks like two labia flowers suckling on her chichi nipples. Sold, right?