Hot Slut Of The Day!
Elinor Burkett, the woman who has been dubbed the Lady Kanye of the Oscars!
Who knew that the Best Documentary Short category would bring the theatrics and cuntery! You would expect this kind of behavior from those dramatic bitches in the Best Film Editing category, but not from the short documentarians!
When Music By Prudence was announced as the winner for Best Documentary Short, the movie’s director Roger Ross Williams sprinted on stage in a piping hot second to accept the award. Seriously, Roger was up there in the blink of an eye, because he knew Mrs. Garrett was on her way to play Kanye West to his Taylor Swift. A few seconds into his speech, Elinor bum rushed the mic and started spewing some incoherent, slurring nonsense.
It’s as if the drunk mother of the bride stole the mic from the best man to cry about how she’s losing her baby. Yes, Elinor is that bitch who cuts in front of you at the bank to ask the teller a quick question but ends up rattling on and on for 15-minutes.
Roger stood there all patient like, but you know he was envisioning hitting Elinor on the top of her head with his Oscar.
After the Oscars, Salon caught up with Roger and Elinor to get the raw story behind the fuckery. Elinor does have a producer credit on the film, so she did indeed win an Oscar. However, Roger claims she removed herself from the project a year ago because he refused to give her complete creative control. Elinor claims that the project was her love child, and that Roger didn’t even know Zimbabwe was a real place until she told him about it (THIS BITCH!).
The producers only allowed one person to give a speech, and Roger figured he should be the one since he’s the director. Elinor says she never agreed to this, so when Music By Prudence was announced as the winner she ran up too. Roger got to the stage first, because his old mother blocked Elinor with her cane. We’re going to need video of that from all angles.
In case you missed it, here’s Elinor’s crazy bitch antics at the Oscars last night. Picture Roger’s mother in the audience raising up her cane in anger.