Eli Roth And Peaches Geldof?!

March 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Just when I was about to throw Eli Roth a compliment for looking sessy (aka like a waiter at a 1920s-themed murder mystery party) at the Oscars last night, I see pictures of him holding hands with Peaches Fucking Geldof! If you have no idea who Peaches Geldof is, just stick your finger up your b-hole, pull it out, smell it, and that pretty much sums her up.

Did Eli get the memo that Peaches is the worst?! I know Eli Roth gets hard for gore and horror, but this is ridiculous! I can’t look at you anymore, Eli.

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