Lindsay Lohan was nowhere to be found at Ungaro’s presentation in Paris today. Reporters checked in every bathroom stall, inside every dumpster and they even threw a few coke granules on the floor hoping to her lure out, but NOTHING! So a reporter from WWD finally asked Ungaro’s rep where their creative adviser was hiding, and they got this response (read this out loud with a lisp and wave your wrist at the end), “She’s not involved in this collection.”
That sounds like Ungaro changed the locks, deactivated Blohan’s key card and notified security to tackle her beat down ass if she tries to enter the building. The rep declined to say anything more, but it’s obvious what’s going on here. Ungaro quit that bitch.
This isn’t exactly shocking news since Blohan’s first collection as artistic adviser was the wet diaper of the last Paris Fashion Week. Critics labeled it a complete disaster. I’ll put it in Lohan terms, the collection was the equivalent of going through Christmas without pain killers. Painfully awful.
You know, eff Ungaro! Lindsay doesn’t need them anyway. She’s going straight to the bottom with or without them. And I know you’re thinking, “She’s already at the bottom, Michael.” Well, Lindsay is going to dig deeper to get to the bottom of the bottom. Don’t underestimate her!
Here’s Lindsay at John Galliano’s show in Paris today looking as fresh as one of Pete Doherty’s used Q-tips.